Don't worry, be happy!

For my Phantom fans. link

So I decided to call up Commerce Bank this morning and find out why I wasnt good enough for them. Basically, I didn't have enough of the day-to-day administrative experience that they were looking for. Nuts to that. However, so I could end our conversation on an up note, I asked her what she liked about me or our interview. She said she liked my enthusiasm. So if you know anyone lookin to hire an enthusiast, lemme know! = )

Here's a funny anecdote someone sent me:

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.

And just for the record, I enjoy bowling.