11.30.2004

So I'm doing some research

for the small group study that I have on Thursday. I'm tackling self-control. Well, the literal definition of the greek word is temperance. So I went to Yahoo to do some research. I typed in the word "temperance" and came back with a nice selection of results. Here is one of the more intriguing selections. I would have never thought that this type of organization still existed. But I guess it does.

And in other research news, Carson Kressley from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is speaking at Gettysburg College tonight. Apparently he graduated from there. Who would have guessed?

Goodbye November

I found some tickets online for the Redskins/49ers game on the 18th in San Fran. Only $33.00 a ticket, and we fly to San Fran. So I go over to the 49ers website, only to discover that parking is $25.00. Wow, that must be some kinda asphalt. I'm not going to San Francisco. Besides, there could be an earthquake.

Messiah College alumni in human resources are having a dessert reception on Thursday evening at 7:00pm. What was extra special about this was that Tara Carter is hosting it. What's so special about Tara Carter? She works for Hershey, so the reception is going to be IN CHOCOLATE WORLD! I bet they will have all sorts of good sugary treats there. Alas, I will not be attending. I was going to cuz Powerhouse doesn't start till 8:30pm....

Did you know current tollbooth operators on the PA Turnpike currently make about $18.00 an hour? But that's not enough for them. Apparently standing in a booth taking people's money is a highly specialized profession which they feel deserves higher compensation. I made a sign for the tollbooth workers and put in in the window of my car. Unfortunately, I think the font was too small for them to read the whole sign. So when I drive by said strikers tonight, I will literally drop my note off in front of them (provided they have not reached an agreement by 4:30 today). Oh yea, I'm crazy like that....especially when I make a bit less than what they make AND I have to pay for insurance.

Kudos to the Messiah men's basketball team who has opened the season 4-0 for the first time in a vvvveeeeerrrrrryyyyyyy llllllloooooonnnnnngggggggg time.

11.29.2004

On My Mind..

Is it wrong that I do not pray for all the non-Christians I know? I currently pray for the salvation of eight people. But I know many more who don't know Christ. Shouldn't I be praying for them too?

11.28.2004

Julia's a mom

Dude, she named her kids Phinnaeus Walter Moder and Hazel Patricia Moder. Details here.

And after seeing Kelsey Grammar in A Christmas Carol this evening, I think I would enjoy seeing him on Broadway.

And my refrigerator is the most full I think it's ever been. Turkey, mashed potatoes, pizza, pot roast, quesadillas (sp), plus the usual suspects (beverages, cheese dip, yogurt, et al..). Not that I'm complainin' or nothin.....

11.27.2004

The Incredibles

I went to the movies Thanksgiving night, courtesy of my Aunt. We saw The Incredibles. Here is my review.


I had high expectations going in to the movie. You see, this was a Pixar movie, and Pixar has brought us great films like Toy Story and Monsters, Inc. and Finding Nemo. There was a fun little short before the movie called "Boundin'." It featured what very well may be the first on-screen appearence by a jackelope. Then it was time for the main feature. In a nutshell, the Parr family have super-powers, but "supers" as they are called have lost their mainstream appeal, having been subjected to various sorts of litigation, mostly for hurting bad guys. So the Parrs have to keep their super-ness undercover. However, one thing leads to another and they are called into service to fight evil and they win and get back into the public's good graces. Overall, it was a good picture. Holly Hunter was great as Elastigirl and Samuel Jackson was very good as Frozone. And I was very excited to hear that Wallace Shawn was the voice of Mr. Incredible's boss at the insurance company (and if you don't know who Wallace Shawn is, you might know him as Vizzini). So good work all around. However, this was the first Pixar movie where humans were the main characters. In the past it's been toys, bugs, monsters, fish, and next year...cars. But people have always been on the periphery (think Andy in Toy Story, and Boo to some extent in Monsters). As I watched the movie, it felt like the people were marionettes (with invisible strings). There wasn't as much realism there as there had been with past stories. And I found that a little distracting. The storyline was great and this could very well become a franchise for Pixar, but the people-thing really bugged me. So I am giving this movie an "8" on the Monserrate Scale.

11.24.2004

Thanksgiving Traditions

Do you have 'em? I was writing a friend today and it occurred to me that I don't have much Thanksgiving tradition. I was trying to think, and the best thing that I can come up with is that I have always had Thanksgiving dinner with my parents. That has been the one constant over the past 28 years. The location has varied, and the number of participants has varied. But my parents have remained constant. Some people play football every year on Thanksgiving Day. Some people get up early enough to watch a parade. I guess I eat dinner with my parents. So I suppose that is my tradition.

As I've been typing this, a thought has crossed my mind. And the thought is that some people don't care about tradition. Some people are just concerned about where their next meal will come. Some children are wondering whether they will see an absent parent. And some parents are hoping that they will see a wayward child. So while tradition is nice, it shouldn't rule the day because of it's presence (or lack thereof).

And I also suppose traditions change. When I get married (it's when people, not if!), my wife and I will have to figure out a way to combine our various traditions, not just for Thanksgiving, but for the other 364 days of the year. And so there will be new traditions. It may suck to have give up some traditions in compromise, but we'll manage.

So I'm not gonna fret this weekend. I'm not gonna be concerned about whether other people are having more "fun" than I am. I'm not gonna worry cuz I don't have money to do some black Friday Christmas shopping. I'm just gonna be thankful for what I have.

11.23.2004

If I had the money...

This tour would be awesome.

Speaking of money, I don't think I'm actually going to do any shopping on Black Friday. Yes, I like to shop. However, I also like to pay bills. And I won't have any Christmas money to work with until the first paycheck in December. So when I go out on Friday (and I will go out), it will just be to observe shoppers in their finest holiday spirits. Hmmmm, maybe I'll take myself out to breakfast on Friday morning. Restaurants should be fairly quiet. Perhaps a trip to the Cracker Barrel..

11.22.2004

Liberals with lots o' time on their hands....

create websites.

First, this website was created by a disillusioned young liberal.
APOLOGY


So if you have an apology, you want to know people accept your apology right? So that's what this website does.
ACCEPTANCE

My trip to the Dentist

I went to the Dentist this morning. I do not like the Dentist, much in the same way that I do not like doctors or cats. However, things went pretty well, mostly in part to my chatty hygenist/dental assistant.

Jane (name changed to protect the innocent) entered the waiting room and called my name. I put down the recent issue of People and followed her back to the dental cleaning room. And then she got to plaque-pickin'. Not a big fan of the pickin' and the scrapin'. Thankfully, she didn't have to do too much for that. She asked me if I had had braces and then she asked me if I used a teeth whitener. I said no. She said "You have great teeth." I said thank you. Then she asked if I did tobacco or coffee. No and no. "I can't survive without my coffee" she said. I didn't comment. Some of you may know that I have pockets in my gums from some tooth negligence earlier in my dental life. So I mentioned to her that my pop has pockets too and I asked if it was hereditary. She said no, but she believes that it may be contagious. She was reading some type of dental journal where they discovered two young children (ages six and seven) had advanced cases of periodontal disease with really deep pockets. They examined their parents, and neither of them had any sign of pockets or other trouble. But guess who else they examined? The family dog. That's right. They believe that the children got the disease from kissing their dog. How about that for crazy? And then Jane says to me "I guess I should stop kissing my cats." How do you respond to that?

I had mentioned that I had had some sensitivity in the upper right area of my mouth. I first started feeling pain after I had my first couple of in-between-teeth cavities. And it's come and gone since then. Well, when the dentist came in, he couldn't find anything structurally wrong with me teeth (Yee-haw!), but he suggested that the sensitivity was due to recession. That's what I get for brushing my teeth too vigorously! He suggested Sensodyne (which I currently use), as well as some kind of Fluoride mouthwash from ACT. So since the Sensodyne only works moderately, maybe we'll try the ACT stuff.

So there you go. My exciting trip to the dentist which took all of 37 minutes (which included scheduling my next appointment).

And for the "Ed Rendell Must Go" (ERMG) club, here's a link for you to relish.

11.21.2004

It's a beautiful day..

Today was pretty awesome from a weather perspective. After I left church around 1:00 pm, all the fog had burned off and the sun was shining. Did a little pre-Black Friday scouting for deals. Best Buy supposedly has a eMachines desktop for $199. So I've been thinking about that.

But maybe your saying to yourself, but you already have a laptop. Well, that's true. However, the only thing that's currently keeping me attached to my land phone line is my internet connection. I still used a dial-up connection. If I could get some kind of a broadband connection, I could dump my land line. But, I want a desktop so that I could effectively use the broadband connection. My laptop only has like 32M of RAM and a 2G hard drive, so I would be able to use a broadband connection with my laptop, but I wouldn't be able to utilize it to it's full extent. Catch my drift?

Kudos to the Messiah men's and women's soccer teams who both won this weekend. They both now advance to the final four next weekend in Greensboro, NC. I have no idea who the women are playing, but the men will be playing Salisbury.

I went shopping at Wal-Mart yesterday. Unfortunately, I forgot my birthday gift card. Nuts! Guess I'll have to go back. = )

11.19.2004

Don't worry, be happy!

For my Phantom fans. link

So I decided to call up Commerce Bank this morning and find out why I wasnt good enough for them. Basically, I didn't have enough of the day-to-day administrative experience that they were looking for. Nuts to that. However, so I could end our conversation on an up note, I asked her what she liked about me or our interview. She said she liked my enthusiasm. So if you know anyone lookin to hire an enthusiast, lemme know! = )

Here's a funny anecdote someone sent me:
The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.


And just for the record, I enjoy bowling.

My bitter-sweet Thursday

Bitter because I received a letter notifying me that Commerce Bank had no interest in hiring me (but bless their hearts, they'll keep my resume on file for future reference).

Sweet, because I had pumpkin pie last night. And according to my recollections, that is the first time I have had pumpkin pie. I've just never liked pumpkin. Even carving pumpkins, having to clean out the insides. You mean people actually eat that stuff? And how does it get from that bright orange to the dull brown of the pie filling? I suppose that's all irrelevant now, but now you know.

11.18.2004

Take a Phishing quiz!

Here. I got a 90%.

One week till Turkey Day...

First, a special quote for Matt, cuz he'll appreciate it:
In addition to getting a sixth victory and becoming bowl-eligible, North Carolina would also like to exact some revenge over the Blue Devils. Duke broke a 13-game losing streak against the Tar Heels last year, winning, 30-22, in Chapel Hill. The memory of that loss has lingered for a year now, and North Carolina senior center Jason Brown made it clear he doesn't want it to happen again this year.

"Who wants to lose to the Dukies?" Brown told reporters this week. "Wow. That's like getting beat up by a girl. But really, that's like you're in elementary school, and you get beat up by a girl."

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Hey! I'm going bowling tonight for the first time in maybe six months. Since I'm not bowling in a league this year, I don't feel as much pressure to beat everyone, but I still need to roll at least a 120 so I can respect myself. I do sometimes miss bowling with my old teammates, but I do not miss coming home smelling like Marlboros and Camel Lights. Every week.

Big thanks to my boy Isaac for flying all the way out here to have lunch with me today.

And a happy birthday to the big cheese, Mickey Mouse. Mickey turns 76 today.

11.17.2004

Found on the web

Robert Frost, Langston Hughes, Robert Browning, Emily Dickinson, Britney Spears.

In honor of our country's newest poet, this poem which is a lot better.

U2 fans, start saving your pennies. March 1, 2005

And finally, I tried the Frozen Lasagne by Boston Market today for lunch. I'd definitely recommend. Moreso if you have a coupon.

A washingtonpost.com article

The price of gasoline isnt the only thing on the rise..

Fried Green . . . Cucumbers

By Griff Witte

It's been a rough few months for tomatoes.

They've been swirled in California floods. They've been smashed by Florida hurricanes. They've been picked at by Mexican bugs.

The result has been a national tomato shortage that has sent prices climbing like a vine seeking light. With costs up and quality down, some national restaurant chains are reconsidering their marketing strategies to keep the thought of juicy, tender tomatoes off customers' minds, or switching recipes to make up for the absence of certain hard-to-find varieties.

The popular Juice Joint Cafe in Northwest Washington, meanwhile, has at least for the next few weeks become a tomato-free zone.

"The quality is terrible. They're picking them early because there's a demand," co-owner Tom Holland said. "They're green. They're hard. They have no tomato flavor." And they're not cheap: A 25-pound crate of tomatoes would cost Holland $46.50, more than double what he is used to paying. He concluded that it wasn't worth it to leave customers to choose whether they want to add cucumber to their sandwiches to fill the void.

The tomato shortage began in October and is expected to continue into next month. Many in the produce industry expect the next two weeks to be the worst yet as any remaining supply is used up before a new harvest can replenish the market. By the time it's over, it could be the worst shortage since a frost knocked out much of the winter tomato crop in 1989, said Gary Lucier, an Agriculture Department economist. "About a third of the tomatoes that we'd usually see are actually coming to market," Lucier said.

The cause? Rotten tomato karma.

"It's a triple whammy," said B. Hudson Riehle, senior vice president for research at the National Restaurant Association. "You have had the impact of hurricanes in Florida concurrent with the fact that California has had unseasonably high rains. And in the Mexican market you have had some pest problems. So you have the confluence of these three isolated events putting pressure not only on availability but on price."

Tomatoes at the point of shipment have been selling in recent days for more than $1.20 a pound, four times what they cost this time last year. The average U.S. consumer demands 18 pounds of fresh tomatoes a year, according to the Agriculture Department, so restaurants and grocery stores face the unappetizing choice of raising prices or covering the higher cost themselves.

Safeway supermarkets spokesman Gregory A. TenEyck said the chain is resisting higher retail prices. "We try to absorb as much of the increase in cost as we can. But inevitably the consumer will see an increase," he said. Tomatoes, he said, cost about 10 percent more than they would have without the shortage.

TenEyck said the chain is relying more on hydroponic or greenhouse tomatoes to meet the demand. Normally Safeway's inventory is evenly divided between vine-ripened and hothouse tomatoes, but now nearly 70 percent come from greenhouses, he said.

Prices aren't rising at Red Lobster or the Olive Garden, but both chains are taking Roma tomatoes out of their dishes, substituting a different variety that hasn't been hit quite as hard by the shortage. Mike Bernstein, spokesman for Darden Restaurants Inc., which owns both chains, declined to identify the new tomato "for competitive reasons," but he said that only true connoisseurs can taste the difference. "Most guests in our restaurants around the country won't notice the change," he said.

At Wendy's International Inc., the company reported recently that high tomato prices will cut into fourth-quarter earnings. To minimize the damage, the fast-food chain has altered its marketing strategy. Wendy's had been planning to promote its Chicken Temptation sandwich in October, but scrapped that plan because the sandwich includes a large slice of tomato. "What we didn't want to do was show a national advertising campaign with a juicy tomato and then have problems with supply or quality," Wendy's spokesman Bob Bertini said.

Instead the chain featured its new kids' meal and its chicken strips.

Ray Gilmer, spokesman for the Florida Fruit and Vegetable Association, said tomato prices should begin to ease in December as farmers whose fields were devastated by repeated blasts from hurricanes manage to get their crops to market. Most farmers, he said, had to start from scratch after the summer storms. "The hurricanes blew through and pretty much destroyed the fields," he said.

The domestic tomato industry produces 3.5 billion pounds of fresh tomatoes annually, and 2 billion more are imported, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture.

Tomatoes weren't the only agricultural product damaged in the hurricanes, though their loss has been felt most acutely. Prices for bell peppers and cucumbers have also gone up, though both are less in demand than tomatoes. The hurricanes extensively damaged citrus groves, but Gilmer said much of the Florida citrus industry is devoted to juice, of which there was already a large supply in reserve.

Tina Fitzgerald, who buys produce for the sandwich chain Subway, said she foresees a difficult two weeks ahead as tomato suppliers scrounge around for whatever's left on the market. "What we're taking is what was salvageable," she said. "But people don't stop coming into Subway just because the tomato market is high. They expect to get tomato on their subs."

All Subway franchise owners have been given signs to display in their stores indicating that because of the hurricanes, they may be out of certain toppings. If they have tomatoes, however, sandwich makers are under strict instructions not to skimp. "That would be heresy if we did that. We want customers to get what they're expecting," said spokesman Les Winograd. "We're not going to ration tomatoes."

© 2004 The Washington Post Company

11.16.2004

Disjointed thoughts ahead...

A link for you people who like numbers and statistics. This should keep you occupied for a while.

I received fewer birthday cards this year than in years past. And my workplace has completely forgotten my birthday (which resulted in a loss of said card, as well as lunch at the restaurant of my choice). Boo.

Saw a commercial last night for Zoloft. What did people do before Zoloft? And who decided that we needed it? I thought that little round guy in the commercials was kinda cute so I checked out the website and the internet. And it appears that this drug (and others like it) may do more harm than good. I read some crazy stuff. If you're bored, look up "zoloft side effects" in your search engine of choice.

I tried the new Pepsi Spice soda last night. It's okay. I would say the biggest thing it does is reduce what I'm calling the "back-end taste." It's hard to describe but if you've eaten something and notice the taste has changed while you have been eating, you'll understand. And I think there's a hint of ginger in there somewhere.

One more Black Friday website. It's my favorite, and I promise that's the last one.

Hey, and kudos to the Messiah College field hockey and soccer teams. They all advanced in their respective NCAA's tournaments, with the field hockey ladies playing in the final four in Mass. this weekend.

11.15.2004

Free is good

I stopped at Weis last night on my way home from doing laundry. You see, I had some dip at home, but no chips for the dips. So I had to get some chips because I had a hankerin' for said chips and dips. Found the chips and said to myself, "I now have an urge to buy some granola bars for the week." So I go over to the granola section and check it out. Whaa Laa! Quaker Chewy Granola Bars, three for $5.00. That is a good deal. But I didn't need three, so I got one, which I figured would be approx. $1.75 or so. Horror of horrors, at the checkout line, the bars ring up at $2.49. Egads! I don't pay that much for granola bars. So I summoned (sp?) assistance from a Weis worker who voided the bars from my order. So I asked her if she wanted me to just leave the bars there or put them back on the shelf. And she said I could have them....for FREE!! I was psyched. I told her thank you and literally skipped out of the store I was so happy.

The moral of this story? Little things make me happy.

11.14.2004

Think, Think, Think (part deux)

When I was talking about The Bourne Supremacy in yesterday's entry, I forgot something. I am so ready to go back to Germany. And to take that a step further, I am so ready to see the rest of Europe. I'm talking to you Italy. And you France. I'd like to visit Normandy. And Sweden and the Netherlands? You guys too. So I've apparently got the will....I just gotta wait for the way.

I was watching a bit of Fellowship of the Ring yesterday and one quick scene I saw merits a mention. There was a scene were the fellowship was attacked in a mountainous area by some orcs. One of the "mir" brothers (I dunno if it was Faromir or Baromir) got stuck with three arrows from one of the orc baddies. But he still kept fightin'. So the head baddie is gettin' ready to put his fourth arrow into this guy when Aragorn comes out of nowhere and starts fightin' this baddie (all the other orcs had run somewhere, I have no idea where). But this head baddie was tough and he gave Aragorn what for. Aragorn got beat up pretty good, but he never stopped fighting for his Fellowship brother. And he eventually loppped off baddies arm and head to kill him. But it was too late for the mir brother. But what resonated with me was that Aragorn, could have not come to his rescue. He already had three arrows in him and was pretty close to death, but that didn't stop Aragorn. His love and devotion for his friend compelled him to step in and do something. And he did. That's love. (and I'm not even going to get into any analogies).

And it's official: All my racquetball partners are now injured. Oi! So if you play racquetball and are functioning at 100%, give me a holler. And don't worry injured partners, you're still my preferred opponents.

And can someone help me out with this problem? I put some flannel sheets on my bed and I slept in it last night. So the problem is, that when I turn over, I can't turn over without gettin' my shorts and my t-shirt all twisted up. Any suggestions?

11.13.2004

Think, Think, Think..

Saw The Bourne Supremacy again (I believe it was the fourth time) last night. Just figured out that it was Abbot who ordered Conklin to be killed in The Bourne Identity. Yea, sorry it took so long.

Been thinkin'..... What should we as Christians consider acceptable? Now here's why I ask. It seems that Christian standards perhaps become more relaxed as the culture changes. There was a time when Christians did not go to movies. Christians did not listen to, or play rock music. There was a time when Christians thought alchohol was a bane to society and would never dream of drinking themselves. Christian ladies didn't use to show a lot of leg. Christians didn't use to work or do "stuff" on Sundays. But now we do. Why for? Is it because we're becoming more lax? Were these things always acceptable, and we're now just starting to participate in them?

Which brings me to my next thought. Twenty-five years from now, what will be acceptable for Christians that's not acceptable now? What about fifty years from now?

And I wanted to give a shout-out to Mr. Potts. Keep it real, dude.

11.12.2004

Relevant Links

Because I dig relationships, here's a link to a good article on the Relevant Magazine website. If you've ever wondered how I view relationships and I've never had the privilege of sharing my thoughts with you, this sums up things pretty well for me.

And speaking of which, is anyone interested in subscribing to Relevant? Or maybe renewing their subscription? They got a good deal going on where your first subscription is ten bucks, and you can three more subscriptions for five bucks each. So if I can find three peeps, we can each get year-long subscriptions for $6.25. Whattabargain!

11.11.2004

Not that any vets read my blog...

But thank you anyways. I would say it's a little late, but we should be thankful everyday for what they've done.

I've been thinking about something as of late and I thought I'd share (plus it will help to clear my mind). How can we as Christians, love members of the gay and lesbian community? This thought came to mind as I read an article in The Patriot News (link)about how the Metropolitan Community Church (MCC) feels that the recent passage of gay marriage bans in eleven states is causing it's members to be oppressed (insert your MP line here). The MCC was created to offer a place for gay and lesbians to worship and fellowship, because they were not accepted in mainstream churches. Which gets back to my question. How do you love and accept homosexuals without endorsing their lifestyle? Some uber-conservative types might believe that just allowing homosexuals inside the church is equal to acceptance of their lifestyle. I don't believe that, but how do you show them Christ's love? Something I've been thinking about...

Switching gears, I just saw this neat story on the news. There's a representative in the Pennsylvania House of Representatives (go figure) who's son is serving in Iraq. So this son, sent his dad some military boots as a gift, and the father decided to wear them every day until his son returns from Iraq. So he wears them to work (he was shown wearing a blue suit with the tan boots) each day. How cool is that?

Have a good weekend.
Be blessed!!

Lunch Links

(so named because I'm currently eating lunch)

Apparently, Target wants to make sure that you're not late for their after-Thanksgiving sale.

Listen to the new U2 album in it's entirety next week.

Tryin' to get a leg up

I've decided that I want to feel some inaugural love this January. So as such, today I sent messages to the office of Representative Todd Platts and to the office of Senator Rick Santorum, requesting tickets to the inauguration or to some other inaugural-type activity. I would even be willing to go to that Texas event with the boots and the cowboy hats. But I suspect THAT event will be the toughest to get into. Especially since I'm not from Texas. So yeah, I want in on some of that action. Who's with me? [Cue Mob]

I'll keep you posted as the invitations start to roll in....

11.10.2004

Some black Friday links

I like to keep my eye on the sales...

link 1

link 2

I'm going to a rap show tonight.

Awwww, yea. I'm going to go see Pigeon John. I don't know any of his stuff, but A) it's free, and B) I don't have anything else going on at 10:00pm tonight. So I'm goin.

11.09.2004

Everybody? I'd like you to meet Lucy.


This is Georgie Henley. She will be playing the role of Lucy Pevensie in The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe.

C'mon get happy!

Two items this morning:
1. For all you local yokels, they are finally going to close that United Artists theatre at the Capital City Mall. Finally! According to the Central Penn Business Journal The theatre is going to be torn down and that will be the location of the new food court. The current food court will be replaced with what they hope is another anchor store. Work on the mall will probably start the middle of next year.

2. Here is a funny letter from Michael Moore. He funny.
11/5/04

Dear Friends,

Ok, it sucks. Really sucks. But before you go and cash it all in, let's, in
the words of Monty Python, 'always look on the bright side of life!' There
IS some good news from Tuesday's election.

Here are 17 reasons not to slit your wrists:

1. It is against the law for George W. Bush to run for president again.

2. Bush's victory was the NARROWEST win for a sitting president since Woodrow Wilson in 1916.

3. The only age group in which the majority voted for Kerry was young adults
(Kerry: 54%, Bush: 44%), proving once again that your parents are always wrong and you should never listen to them.

4. In spite of Bush's win, the majority of Americans still think the country is headed in the wrong direction (56%), think the war wasn't worth fighting (51%), and don't approve of the job George W. Bush is doing (52%). (Note to foreigners: Don't try to figure this one out. It's an American thing, like Pop Tarts.)

5. The Republicans will not have a filibuster-proof 60-seat majority in the Senate. If the Democrats do their job, Bush won't be able to pack the Supreme Court with right-wing ideologues. Did I say "if the Democrats do their job?" Um, maybe better to scratch this one.

6. Michigan voted for Kerry! So did the entire Northeast, the birthplace of our democracy. So did 6 of the 8 Great Lakes States. And the whole West Coast! Plus Hawaii. Ok, that's a start. We've got most of the fresh water, all of Broadway, and Mt. St. Helens. We can dehydrate them or bury them in lava. And no more show tunes!

7. Once again we are reminded that the buckeye is a nut, and not just any old nut -- a poisonous nut. A great nation was felled by a poisonous nut. May Ohio State pay dearly this Saturday when it faces Michigan.

8. 88% of Bush's support came from white voters. In 50 years, America will no longer have a white majority. Hey, 50 years isn't such a long time! If you're ten years old and reading this, your golden years will be truly golden and you will be well cared for in your old age.

9. Gays, thanks to the ballot measures passed on Tuesday, cannot get married in 11 new states. Thank God. Just think of all those wedding gifts we won't have to buy now.

10. Five more African Americans were elected as members of Congress, including the return of Cynthia McKinney of Georgia. It's always good to have more blacks in there fighting for us and doing the job our candidates can't.

11. The CEO of Coors was defeated for Senate in Colorado. Drink up!

12. Admit it: We like the Bush twins and we don't want them to go away.

13. At the state legislative level, Democrats picked up a net of at least 3 chambers in Tuesday's elections. Of the 98 partisan-controlled state legislative chambers (house/assembly and senate), Democrats went into the 2004 elections in control of 44 chambers, Republicans controlled 53 chambers, and 1 chamber was tied. After Tuesday, Democrats now control 47 chambers, Republicans control 49 chambers, 1 chamber is tied and 1 chamber (Montana House) is still undecided.

14. Bush is now a lame duck president. He will have no greater moment than the one he's having this week. It's all downhill for him from here on out -- and, more significantly, he's just not going to want to do all the hard work that will be expected of him. It'll be like everyone's last month in 12th grade -- you've already made it, so it's party time! Perhaps he'll treat the next four years like a permanent Friday, spending even more time at the ranch or in Kennebunkport. And why shouldn't he? He's already proved his point, avenged his father and kicked our ass.

15. Should Bush decide to show up to work and take this country down a very dark road, it is also just as likely that either of the following two scenarios will happen: a) Now that he doesn't ever need to pander to the Christian conservatives again to get elected, someone may whisper in his ear that he should spend these last four years building "a legacy" so that history will render a kinder verdict on him and thus he will not push for too aggressive a right-wing agenda; or b) He will become so cocky and arrogant -- and thus, reckless -- that he will commit a blunder of such major proportions that even his own party will have to remove him from
office.

16. There are nearly 300 million Americans -- 200 million of them of voting age. We only lost by three and a half million! That's not a landslide -- it means we're almost there. Imagine losing by 20 million. If you had 58 yards to go before you reached the goal line and then you barreled down 55 of those yards, would you stop on the three yard line, pick up the ball and go home crying -- especially when you get to start the next down on the three yard line? Of course not! Buck up! Have hope! More sports analogies are coming!!!

17. Finally and most importantly, over 55 million Americans voted for the candidate dubbed "The #1 Liberal in the Senate." That's more than the total number of voters who voted for either Reagan, Bush I, Clinton or Gore. Again, more people voted for Kerry than Reagan. If the media are looking for a trend it should be this -- that so many Americans were, for the first time since Kennedy, willing to vote for an out-and-out liberal. The country has always been filled with evangelicals -- that is not news. What IS news is that so many people have shifted toward a Massachusetts liberal. In fact, that's BIG news. Which means, don't expect the mainstream media, the ones who brought you the Iraq War, to ever report the real truth about November
2, 2004. In fact, it's better that they don't. We'll need the element of surprise in 2008.

Feeling better? I hope so. As my friend Mort wrote me yesterday, "My Romanian grandfather used to say to me, 'Remember, Morton, this is such a wonderful country -- it doesn't even need a president!'"

But it needs us. Rest up, I'll write you again tomorrow.

Yours,

Michael Moore
MMFlint@aol.com
www.michaelmoore.com



Discuss amongst yourselves.

11.08.2004

My weekend in a nutshell

Friday night - Partied with the fam. Pizza, cake, and presents. Loot included a couple of cd's, some running pants, Turbo Cranium, some glass pyrex dishes, and some books. Good times with the fam.

Saturday night - Partied with my peeps. Chicken, rice, green beans, and cake. And a little musical merriment thrown in just for fun.

Sunday night - Partied with Jeremy Camp and some lady friends. Let me just say, that Jeremy Camp puts on a great show. He is fun to watch and he really has a heart for worship. There was a good sized crowd that came out to see him. I will definitely see him again if I have the chance. Not so much for Building 429 and I don't know what to think about Adam Watts.

One thing that I have realized is that I need to do better at giving things up to God. There's a song by Mr. Camp called Take My Life. Here are the lyrics:
Here I am before You now
Like a child I'm reaching out
Here I am I'm giving all I can
Breaking my pride I feel I'm through
Shattered inside I run to You
And now I give it all to You

Take my life, Take my mind
take my soul take my will
I am yours now, and I give it all to You

Laying all down before my King
Offering all my everthing
Laying all down before the one I serve
I can understand the reasons why
You came on this earth and died
And now I give it all to You

I can feel You on my shoulder
So I know that You are there
I can see You paint my picture
The beauty is all there


And the fact of the matter is that we as humans don't want to give up our stuff, much less our lives. We like it too much. I like it too much. But considering that everything that we have is a gift, we shouldn't be too attached to it. But I am. And I gots to work on that. So that's what I've been thinkin' about lately (among other things).

Tomorrow I'm going to post some emails that I've gotten from Michael Moore. I decided to sign up for his email list after the election. He certainly has some things to say.....

Oh, and I saw the Aurora Borealis last night. Too cool.

11.05.2004

My weekend plans

Tonight: Party with the fam.

Tomorrow: Party with the peeps.

Sunday: Party with Jeremy Camp and friends.

Oh yea, more partyin' then you can shake a stick at.

And here's a link to Pixar's next hit, Cars.

11.04.2004

More links..

Here's the word over in England.

Here's an article about what US troops think about the election.

What's they're sayin'

Here's what Moby says: link (be sure to hit the forward arrows at the bottom of the page to read his other thoughts. as of now, there are three entries)

This link is from punkvoter.com. Look at Wednesday's entry. ***Warning There are several F-bombs dropped in this note.

This one from The Nation is rife with gloom and doom. And this one is a fun read too.

More stuff when I can find it.

11.03.2004

There's got to be a morning after....

Guess who's back, back again....Dubb-yas back, tell your friends. Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back. (semi-sincere apologies to Eminem)

So George gets another four years. I'm glad. He's gotten some stuff started that he wanted to, and now he has the opportunity to do it. However, he's got to do it. And he's really going to have to work to be the proverbial "uniter, not a divider." Lots of bad feelings on both sides of the aisle and George will need to do his best to get Dems and Republicans together on things like Iraq and Social Security. But I have high hopes, and George has my prayers.

A few links for ya. Our portly democratic filmmaker Mr. Michael Moore has updated his website. It appears he has taken it upon himself to create a photograph of President Bush using what appears to the pictures of the soldiers who have died thus far in Iraq and Afghanistan. Nice.

Secondly, is this map. It really shows how widespread voting was for the President and how few counties John Kerry won (although the counties he did win were mega-counties). Thanks to Sean Hannity for pointing out this map.

Hopefully in the next couple of days, I can track down links to some of the artists who were part of the "move on" circus. I'll keep ya posted.

For all you PA folks

Link to Pennsylvania election results.

11.02.2004

Republicans are Red, Democrats are Blue

If you voted with scantron,
I comiserate with you.

Dang it! What's a fella gotta do to be able to vote somewhere where they let me go in a booth with a curtain and pull a bunch of levers? Scantron voting is so anti-climatic.

Yea, so I voted this morning. Everybody was talking about the big crowds and how they had to wait in long lines to vote. When I arrived at 7:30 this morning, there were five people in front of me in line. I waited all of five minutes (if that) and performed my civic duty. On the way out of the polling location, I received a cool sticker that said "I Voted." It was a sticker that would make my coworkers jealous.

As I type this currently, Mr. B has 196 electoral votes, and Mr. K has 112 votes. Oooooh, you can cut the tension with a knife. I'm not going to stay up tonight to watch all the gory details. I'll catch it in the morning.

I made some comments last week about Senator Arlen Specter last week that I would like to add to. The media interviewed the good senator after he voted today and asked him "What are your predictions for the presidential race?" Specter responded, and I quote "It's too close to call." Excuse me? You've been holding on to the President's hand throughout this entire race, and you don't even have the decency to say that Bush would win it? You sir, need to change your party affiliation NOW. Oi. And to think I used to work in his office.....

Another theatre blog

Now, I am not a huge fan of Mr. Monty Python (he IS a person, right?), however they're usually good for a laugh or two. So when I heard there was going to be a play based off MP's Holy Grail adventures, I kinda shrugged my shoulders. Until I found out who was going to be in the play. Then I got all excited. See for yourself: Spamalot

11.01.2004

A Tale of Two Links

This first one is awesome. It's a link where servicemen serving oversees can request items (dvd's, books, snacks, etc..) and then nice people here in the states send that stuff to them and give them the hook up. Books for Soldiers.

The second one is not-as-awesome. It's a certain filmmaker's last plea for votes.
Read here. But you don't have to if you don't like the horror genre =)

Who wants to see a play?

I would like to see "Wicked." It's about the Wicked Witch of the West and Glinda the Good Witch. Which witch is which?